Please help me plan a romantic Christmas Eve?
Horse drawn carriage ride to swanky five star resort, dinner and drinks, have the piano bar play our song, then give her expensive diamond jewelry and silky lingerie. We then retire to our penthouse suite...
OR
Skitch over to the dumpster behind Hickory Farms, break the padlock on a trailer and crank up "Shoot To Thrill" on the ol' boom box. That's when I give her the pair the three pack of irregular knee-high tube socks. Overcome with passion, reeking of root beer schnapps and cured meats, we bed down on 50 pound sacks of Fresh Step, loins aching...
What are your thoughts, can you good people of P& S help me? After the Wal-Mart incident, I may be finacially constrained as far as option#1...
all I gotta say are the benches in the park are really cold to lay on in the winter
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