Top 8 Worst Fortune Cookies Fortune?
8. "What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't enough for you, tubby?"
7. "Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops."
6. "Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt."
5. "Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan."
4. "Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids."
3. "Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application."
2. "Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck."
1. "Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup."
Guys, I posted this a while ago but somehow it got 'lost'..
I'd appreciate your feedback, thanks =)
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvLKBNkbFYBQpl8_oeyJQ3jsy6IX?qid=20070205114847AAeHR3f
nice. but really, i had a fortune that said "your fortune is in another cookie." I'm not even joking. i also got a cookie that didn't have a fortune in it. i was mad both times.
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